
Ok, I'm here, the tournament can start now. |

Hi guys! |

Don't shoot me, I'm not playing |

Hey, why am I in the 2.5 division? |

Chick power! |

Did you see me out there, I whooped her! |
Sheesh, I'm tired and I didn't even play. |

No, you were supposed to drop crosscourt! |

What did you guys think? Let? |

I was hitting a reverse-boast, you see... |

How does he always know I'm going to drop? |

You should have seen my reverse-
boast... |

Ooh, check out that 6.0 form. |

Take that little man! |

What was that? A triple boast to the back nick? |

You see Dave, it's all in the wrist |

Let?!? What do you mean, let?!? |
Are these guys going to start playing? |

I'm telling, you, that wasn't a let... |
Boy, all this beer is making me thirsty |

Man, am I glad I'm not ref'ing this match. |

Ouch, my back! And who put this wall here? |
Next round? There's a next round? |

None of us want to see him in the next round... |

You guys haven't been messing with my drawsheet, have
you?! |

Oh, did you want us to play *squash* on 4? |

Honestly, did you see me whoop her? |

Having fun boys? |
You see, it's all in the equipment. |

Don't look at him...I don't think he's figured that it
was us. |

Yeah, my game might suck, but at least I look like an
idiot. |

How about you give me a couple of calls in this next
game... |
Shhh! Don't tell him anything. |
All right, you brought me my beer! |

Ref'ing, oh, don't worry about that, I've got it
handled. |

Hey, you want a free
t-shirt? |